Your employees work while you sleep.
AI agents on Claude & GPT-4o. Deployed in 72 hours. No, seriously.
Right now, someone's AI team is doing this.
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Your AI team doesn’t clock out. Not even on holidays.
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Average time from signed contract to first agent live
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Benefits, PTO, passive-aggressive Slack messages
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of AI-powered SMBs report revenue growth (Salesforce 2025)
Built on the world's most powerful AI
We do six things. All of them well. All of them priced on the website. Some of them hilariously underpriced.
Drag to see what changes. We dare you.
“The right side might make you emotional. Or at least mildly impressed.”— Ryan Reynolds, probably
- 6 hours/week on manual reports
- 22% customer no-show rate
- $60K/year per employee
- 4-hour email response time
- Zero online presence
- Spreadsheet chaos
This is what most businesses look like before they call us.
- 40 minutes/week — AI handles reports
- 3% no-show rate — AI reminders
- $497/month for AI team
- 2-minute response — AI answers 24/7
- Live website in 72 hours
- Everything automated
This is what it looks like after. You're welcome.


← Drag left to see what happens with AI →
Clear numbers. Because surprises are for birthdays.
“Yes, those are our actual prices. No, we don’t know how we’re still in business either.”
The market charges $40K–$200K. We charge $2,997. You do the math.
“Look—mostAIagencieswillsellyoua‘revolutionaryworkflow.’Whatyou’llreceiveisaZapieraccountwithextrastepsanda$12,000invoice.Webuildthingsthatrunyourbusinesswhileyoudothepartsofyourjobonlyyoucando.Radicalconcept,Iknow.”
Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.
“Revenue up 40%. Still processing that emotionally.”
“My tables are fuller on Tuesday nights than they used to be on Fridays.”
“I was skeptical about AI agents. Then AGI Staffers replaced my entire Monday morning routine with a 3-minute briefing. Strong opinions. All positive.”
“Paid for itself day one. Literally.”
“I tripled my client capacity in 90 days. Same quality. Three times the output.”
“No-shows went from 22% to 3%. That’s it. That’s the testimonial.”
“The website is incredible. The AI agents run our sales pipeline. Hired them on the spot.”
“Client intake went from 3 hours a day to 15 minutes. We can focus on work that matters.”
“Was paying $4K/month for a VA. AGI Staffers does everything for $497. My accountant is thrilled.”
“34 online reservations per week. We had zero before. In four days.”
“Revenue up 40%. Still processing that emotionally.”
“My tables are fuller on Tuesday nights than they used to be on Fridays.”
“I was skeptical about AI agents. Then AGI Staffers replaced my entire Monday morning routine with a 3-minute briefing. Strong opinions. All positive.”
“Paid for itself day one. Literally.”
“I tripled my client capacity in 90 days. Same quality. Three times the output.”
“No-shows went from 22% to 3%. That’s it. That’s the testimonial.”
“The website is incredible. The AI agents run our sales pipeline. Hired them on the spot.”
“Client intake went from 3 hours a day to 15 minutes. We can focus on work that matters.”
“Was paying $4K/month for a VA. AGI Staffers does everything for $497. My accountant is thrilled.”
“34 online reservations per week. We had zero before. In four days.”
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